Emilee

Today, I'm going to write about Emilee. I'm going to write it in the form of a song I already know called "Martha My Dear" by The Beatles!!!!!!!!!!!!! Okay. Here goes.

To the tune of "Martha My Dear"
Emilee, you're weird
Sometimes you get in trouble for conversation, please
I'd say shut up
But that would be rude
And uncouth
Emilee, you're weird

Take a good look around you
Take a good look and see
That you and he
Were together for two weeks
You weird girl (do do do do do do do do)

Hold your phone up, you silly girl
Get it confiscated (do do do)
When you find yourself in lunch detention,
Remember that your hair looks better than you think
You weird girl (do do do do do do do do)

Emilee, you're weird
You are this blog post's inspiration, whee
Remember me
Emilee the Weird
Don't forget me
Emilee my dear

Original songwriting credits go to John Lennon and Paul McCartney.