On this week's edition of Carson and Laura Switch Blog Topics, my assignment is to write all I know about Black Veil Brides! Here, I'll do it in bullet point format like I did last time.
- Black Veil Brides are a potentially American screamo band. The politically correct term is "post-hardcore".
- They probably say that Nirvana is one of their influences.
- They probably promote self-harm and sing about apathy.
- Their lead singer's name is Andy Biersack. I think he's German.
- They wear a lot of black makeup and clothing. Their hair is also styled quite ridiculously and is dyed black, among other colors. In short, they like the color black.
- I have a theory that they dye everything black because either A) they want to be Mick Jagger or B) they have arm pimples and want to cover them up. I still haven't finalized my thoughts.
- There will never be a frontman as good as Roger Daltrey, so I don't know why they try.
- A lot of my friends like them and I don't really know why. I thought that their "scene" image and its origins faded away in 2009, but apparently I was wrong.
- I don't know how their vocal chords are intact with all that screaming.
- I don't know why their parents even let them listen to them? They have a lot of tattoos and probably do illegal things.
- I am very confused about this band.
- They're probably playing at Warped Tour this year, which means that they wear Vans shoes, I guess.
- Do they have any singles?
- They wear eyeliner...
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